Sad, but sooooooo true:
Cleaning Poem
I asked the Lord to tell me
Why my house is such a mess.
He asked if I'd been "putering",
And I had to answer "yes."
I wiped and shined the topside.
That really did the trick...
I was just admiring my work...
I didn't mean to "click."
But click I did, and oops I found
A real absorbing site
That I got SO way into...
I was into it all night.
Nothing's changed except my mouse
It's very, very shiny.
I guess my house will stay a mess...
While I sit here on my hiney.
